Ted, Ted, Ted » Read this to me http://www.tedtedted.com The dad. The entertainer. The cube rat. Fri, 02 Dec 2011 19:10:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Borges again http://www.tedtedted.com/2010/10/22/borges/ http://www.tedtedted.com/2010/10/22/borges/#comments Fri, 22 Oct 2010 08:17:01 +0000 ted http://www.tedtedted.com/?p=353 I’ve been reading Borges again, for the first time since college, if you don’t count the way you glance through stuff while moving books around over the years. It came to mind because Laura was reading Isabel Allende, and I suggested that if she enjoyed that she might like 100 Years of Solitude. She liked the start of it, but she observed that it’s the kind of story that’s hard to read in the little bites of time she has these days, so she put it aside until the summer. (She expects, and how I wish it were so, that next summer and the next one and the next one unto eternity will be like last summer, a beautifully long string of uninterrupted reading days.) I suggested that some short stories from that general genre might be more appropriate, such as Borges, and I opened up the collection I’ve had lying around, and did not put it down for a couple of hours.

I marvel at how much of this stuff was wasted on the 20-year-old me. The ability to read things at multiple levels didn’t really come in for me until my, I don’t know, mid-30s maybe. I guess I was vaguely aware that different things were going on; it’s the interplay between them that’s new to me. Borges doesn’t just write a story that’s simultaneously a police procedural, a disquisition on the Kabbalah and a mathematical exercise; he builds each level so that it interlocks with the others. He makes them talk to each other.

How plain old funny this stuff is had also eluded me. As a literary undergraduate, you’re coached to take everything with total seriousness. It’s not until years later that you allow yourself to notice that this guy was, basically, playing. The more the narrator of “Pierre Menard” sucks up to his rich salon patronesses, the more his hate shines through. You can’t not laugh. These narrators are so unreliable you have no choice but to trust them, and so earnest that you can take nothing they say seriously.

In Borges’ world it only takes a few pages to put you into the habit of reading absurdly close. In a description of a found note on page 154 of my copy, the word “handwritten” is misprinted as “manuscristas,” rather than “manuscritas.” I don’t know what to make of this. It comes in the middle of a segment about obscure Talmudic reference texts. The error seems not quite random enough to be a real error, not quite suggestive enough to be intentional. The collection was first published in 1956; this was the tenth printing of just the paperback edition, after a long run in hardcover. (I got it in 1982; I know this because I solemnly, undergraduately, wrote the date on the title page.) How could a typo like that survive so many years of examination? What was Borges trying to pull? Right now I prefer to think he wanted me to write this paragraph. “Even this, perhaps, was foretold.”

Once I was in a seminar course on Latin American “boom” authors. This was the early 80s, when writers of political commitment were all the rage. You didn’t even pay attention to an author unless you could find some social or political agenda to celebrate in his work. Fair enough, I thought; when the writing is good, any motivation will do. But Borges, a rich, reactionary old bastard by all accounts, wasn’t doing well in this atmosphere. His action, such as it was, took place in Vienna and Dublin, not on the battle lines of the oppressed. His characters were aesthetes and pedants. His plots were puzzles. No one had time for that.

The brilliance of the work, therefore, presented a kind of a puzzle in itself. I remember one guy who came up with an ingenious workaround: the writer displayed, he said, “un compromiso vital” — a commitment… to life! Perhaps he wasn’t in exile like Cortazar or murdered like Neruda, but at least he was, um, alive. Yeah. I thought this was the most amazing bullshit, and I admired the guy for his cheek. (And for his ability to get through an entire pack of unfiltered cigarettes in one hour of class — I hope he’s still alive.)

I was, of course, wrong. Maybe the sadness that permeates these stories just isn’t visible to a 20-something. So Borges is all about the ambiguous interplay between appearance and substance, between word and thing. So what? How does that really work? Here’s how: the odd self-assurance, the Rubikian self-involvement, is the appearance that masks, and signals, the desperation, confusion and loss that make up the substance. These stories are set in a world that was falling apart, the world between the first and second world wars. Pierre Menard madly pounds out Quijote in Belgium while armies are massing to invade. Funes is condemned by his inability to forget; Lonnrot by his eye for the immanent patterns in everything. Everyone here is doomed; their only hope is to find some sort of order, some periodicity, in a world that shows no evidence of any such thing.

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The Golden Compass http://www.tedtedted.com/2007/12/09/the-golden-compass/ http://www.tedtedted.com/2007/12/09/the-golden-compass/#comments Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:32:22 +0000 ted http://www.tedtedted.com/2007/12/09/the-golden-compass/ …was a blast as expected. Laura was annoyed at the liberties taken with the plot, but I was too busy soaking up the Terry Gilliam silliness to notice. Evil minions in funny hats, fisheye lenses, the whole thing — it reminded my suddenly how long it’s been since Brazil, and what an impact that movie had on the way I watch movies. The bears, which loom large in the physical world of the book, are even more impressive on screen. They are an animation slam-dunk. The animators let a little fuzzy-and-cute slip into the bear characters and if anything it adds to the overall towering monsters effect. The screenwriters mostly dropped the author’s anti-church broadsides, but the usual suspects are getting upset about it, which is all to the good.

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Philip Pullman http://www.tedtedted.com/2007/12/01/philip-pullman/ http://www.tedtedted.com/2007/12/01/philip-pullman/#comments Sun, 02 Dec 2007 03:00:49 +0000 ted http://www.tedtedted.com/2007/12/01/philip-pullman/ Look for us in that long, roped-off line for the opening night of Philip Pullman’s Golden Compass movie. We never do that, but I have a good feeling about this one.

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LibriVox http://www.tedtedted.com/2007/10/27/librivox/ http://www.tedtedted.com/2007/10/27/librivox/#comments Sat, 27 Oct 2007 22:10:27 +0000 ted http://www.tedtedted.com/2007/10/27/librivox/ Now that we’ve moved closer to my work, I don’t get much time to listen to audio in the car. But I still like to strap on the pod whenever I have a long wait in a line or something. I’m bookmarking this site here for the next time I need something to listen to.

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Countercurrents http://www.tedtedted.com/2007/05/30/countercurrents/ http://www.tedtedted.com/2007/05/30/countercurrents/#comments Wed, 30 May 2007 22:46:40 +0000 ted http://www.tedtedted.com/2007/05/30/countercurrents/ Usually when I see a site I like I subscribe to its RSS feed and it shows up in the left column here, but this site out of Kerala, India has no feed, so I’m putting it here to remind me to go back and read it sometime.

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Organizing your books by color http://www.tedtedted.com/2006/09/12/organizing-your-books-by-color/ http://www.tedtedted.com/2006/09/12/organizing-your-books-by-color/#comments Tue, 12 Sep 2006 19:45:31 +0000 ted http://www.tedtedted.com/2006/09/12/organizing-your-books-by-color/ The more you think about it, the less crazy it sounds.

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Out of Order http://www.tedtedted.com/2006/08/29/out-of-order/ http://www.tedtedted.com/2006/08/29/out-of-order/#comments Tue, 29 Aug 2006 07:05:18 +0000 ted http://www.tedtedted.com/2006/08/29/out-of-order/ I’m importing a bunch of old entries, and there’s a fair amount of manual work involved, so things will be kind of out of sequence around here for a little while. Bear with me.

Update: Done with 2001. Intervening years to follow as time allows.

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Homework http://www.tedtedted.com/2001/12/21/homework/ http://www.tedtedted.com/2001/12/21/homework/#comments Fri, 21 Dec 2001 14:00:00 +0000 ted http://www.tedtedted.com/2006/08/28/homework/ Let us now praise really, really bad books for children. Has anyone seen anything worse than Robert Munsch’s monumental Love You Forever? Forget about books that don’t quite live up their potential (see below). This one has none to live up to. This unbelievable dog, which regularly shows up on the checkout stand racks at Borders-type stores, manages to combine in a single thin book all the simpering sentimentality, reinforcement of conservative cultural norms, bad writing and horrible art work that made children’s literature the publishing backwater it was for so many years. I think it’s the worst children’s book now on the shelves. Tell me I’m wrong. Your homework for the holidays is to come up with the most horrendous children’s book that you know to be currently in print. Painful as the exercise may be. Do it for the community. Do it for closure, or whatever. (The “in print” part is designed to eliminate Struwelpeter, my German grandmother’s favorite cautionary book for kids, because I just don’t like to think about that one. I’m pretty sure it’s out of print.) Note: Munsch’s labor of schlock has been hashed over pretty thoroughly over the years. There may not be much more to say about it. But I don’t know of any actual collections of bad kids’ books. So let’s get started.

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Play on http://www.tedtedted.com/2001/12/21/play-on/ http://www.tedtedted.com/2001/12/21/play-on/#comments Fri, 21 Dec 2001 14:00:00 +0000 ted http://www.tedtedted.com/2006/08/28/play-on/ From the Children Now site’s new report on kids and computer games:”The video game industry explains that girls are not interested in gaming and that it would not be economically wise for them to invest in producing games for a female market. The truth, however, is that girls do enjoy playing video games. According to PC Data, 45% of computer and video game players in 2000 were female.”

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Optimism kills http://www.tedtedted.com/2001/12/04/optimism-kills/ http://www.tedtedted.com/2001/12/04/optimism-kills/#comments Tue, 04 Dec 2001 14:00:00 +0000 ted http://www.tedtedted.com/2006/08/28/optimism-kills/ Lemony Snicket is flying off the shelves. Now here’s something I can get behind. Says the Post: “Child psychiatrists say that these books, and other works that deal with kids’ deepest and often unspoken fears – of separation, abandonment, loneliness and death – can be therapeutic, far more so than tales that are relentlessly optimistic. Some children’s mental health experts say that darker fiction can help children master the inexplicable and terrifying events they witness in real life.” Has the Attorney General heard about this stuff?

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