Schedule
A spam that has been making the rounds (thanks, Rachel):
Many of you have heard Dr. Laura, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell and others speak of the “Homosexual Agenda,” but no one has ever seen a copy of it. A friend of mine recently obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual. At long last we will all know exactly what is on this “Homosexual Agenda.” I certainly hope it will assist all of you so that you will be prepared when these leaders reveal their plan…
The Homosexual Agenda:
6:00 am: Gym
8:00 am: Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites and mimosas)
9:00 am: Hair appointment
10:00 am: Shopping (preferably at Neiman’s or Saks)
12:00 pm: Brunch
2:00 pm: Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, state, and local governments, as well as all other forms of world government, destroy all healthy marriages, replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels, bulldoze all houses of worship, secure total control of the Internet and all mass media
2:15 pm: Be fabulous
2:30 pm: Mud mask and forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest
4:00 pm: Cocktails
6:00 pm: Light Dinner (soup, salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula and balsamic vinaigrette dressing, and Pouilly Fuisse)
8:00 pm: Theatre
10:30 pm: “Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight…”
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